Clipping Your Nails At Work
By The NetKnucklehead | June 29, 2009
Clipping your nails at work has got to be one of the most irritating, disgusting things a person can do. Can anyone tell me why people think it’s okay to do?
My cubicle neighbor has been clipping his nails for the past 5 minutes. And he’s on a freakin’ phone call at that. I wonder what the person on the other end of the line is thinking.
Apparently clipping your nails at work is not a gender-based thing either. Both of my cubicle neighbors do it and one is a male and the other a female. Please explain this to me.
This behavior is just another example of why people were not born to work in cubicles in Corporate America. It feels like we’re all just a bunch of piggies enclosed in our pens with little name tags around our necks. The primary objective of the day is to find the tastiest teet to suck on that will move us up to a more important pen where we might be fed more slop.
Truly disgusting and very depressing.
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GuerillaGold Offline Consultant’s Profit Arsenal
By The NetKnucklehead | June 21, 2009
Become the Hero of Your Local Business Community and Earn a Six-Figure Income as Your Reward!
“Learn How You Can Quickly and Easily Launch an Offline Consulting Business and Help Local Small Business Owners Get Their Businesses Online”
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Perhaps you, like many others, have been busting your butt while sitting behind your keyboard, attempting to earn at least a meager $100 per week. Sad to say, very few online marketers ever realize even this modest income goal! One of the biggest problems that prevent this accomplishment is lack of focus.
The solution? Take your efforts offline and start earning $500, $1,000, $2,000 checks and more!
Read this exciting testimonial from beginner Tom H. You will also note that he accomplished this using only the reports component from the GuerillaGold OC package!
CALVIN, YOUR INFO IS AWESOME & POWERFUL!
I purchased (your material) on either sunday may 31 or june 1 – I forget now. Anyway, on Tuesday June 2 I augmented the material by adding my own info. and I also merged the two reports contained in the material that we’re supposed to hand out to our prospects.
So, on Wednesday June 3 I handed the completed version of the report out to the owners of ten businesses in my local area. I basically said something along the lines of, “…this is just a little report where I explain how having a good website and an automatic follow up system can help bring in more profits for your biz…”
Check this; on Thursday June 4, as I was having dinner with my family, I heard a knock at the door. I opened it and found our town’s dry cleaner standing on my porch with a smile. Before I could say hello he said, “When can we start?”
He must have sensed I was a bit stunned so he went on to say, “I’d like to talk to you about a website for my business and some ideas you have for an email program.” That’s one.
The second business person who contacted me by phone on Friday June 5 was our local pizza place owner. Now, he already had a website but he said it wasn’t pulling in any business for him and he wondered if a direct response type website would work for him and if I had any ideas for an email program.
Calvin, in the first week of handing out the report I gained two very enthusiastic clients and it’s all because of your awesome material! The work on the websites alone is worth $3,500. to me while the email programs I’m currently setting up will be worth $300 each per month.
I’m eagerly awating the next gems you’ll be publishing! Your prose style in the reports is both very informative and professional. But, you’ll have to forgive me, I’m taking all the credit. 
People think I’m Bill Gates or something! If anyone is sitting on the fence thinking whether they should get your material or not I say everyday you don’t have Calvin’s info is most likely another day that someone in your own local area has Calvin’s material and is getting the clients you should be getting!
Thanks again Calvin,
Tom H.
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Stop The Job Hunt Now
By The NetKnucklehead | June 17, 2009
Are You Looking for a Job?
Then You Must Get The “Stop The Job Hunt Guide”.
Discover exactly what to do BEFORE the interview to guarantee that you get blow all other candidates out of the water!
Learn The insider techniques to landing anyone job you choose regardless if you’ve failed miserably in the past..
Expand your job search easily and gain access to high paying jobs that are extremely difficult to find!
Learn What exactly NOT to do during an interview and how to use the silent power of persuasion to leave a memorable impression that will make YOU stand out, instantly!
Learn The one thing you MUST do after an interview that 99.9% of other job seekers applying for the same job will NEVER think to do!
And Much More.
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At Last a System For People Like Us – A Review Of Wordpress Goldmine
By The NetKnucklehead | June 15, 2009
It’s not often that I find a product that leaves me speechless but I really don’t know how to explain exactly what Wordpress Goldmine is. I don’t want this review to sound at all “Hypey” but it is unlike any product that I have ever seen before. The first thing that struck me was that it has all the content and regular updates that you would expect with a monthly membership, yet at the time of writing this it is available for a low one time payment. Wordpress goldmie seems to now be a complete system to rather than a one off product.
WordPress Goldmine was originally created to be just an eBook. However since then a forum and hours and hours of videos have been added and it has been taken in a completely new direction. Among the most popular sections of the forum are the monthly step by step projects. Because of these WordPress Goldmine is fast becoming a one stop internet marketing training resource.
There isn’t enough room in this review to cover all the things that have been covered in the steps by steps so here is a brief outline of what I found.
How to create a profitable blog, the one in the demo made over $600 in the first 2 months after it was created. Another step by step was over 3 hours long and looked at depth at how to create articles that make money day after day. I’ve been article marketing for a long time and I still learned more in those 3 hours as i did In the past 3 years. Additionally you’ll find step by steps that show you how to sell physical products and also how to create your own digital products.
There seems to be a new step by step project added every month or two and members get a chance to request what they would like to see next. I really liked WPG and highly recommend it.
Read more about Wordpress Goldmine
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One Week Marketing
By The NetKnucklehead | June 15, 2009
One Week Marketing
The Exact Steps To Making $154,819.96 A Year As A Super Affiliate Is Finally Revealed!
Instead of weighing you down with all kinds of Internet Marketing “theory,” I’m going to give you the step-by-step information you need to create multiple streams of passive income, and without paying a dime out of pocket.
Here’s how it works: Every element of One Week Marketing is broken down into daily items that last . . . yes, you guessed it, a total of one week. 
With my system, there’s no worrying about becoming overwhelmed. Just pull up that day’s action plan and follow the simple steps and you’ll be well on your way to making money.
Here’s what that means: I’ve taken all the guesswork and frustration out of making money online for you. It’s almost like having me take you by the hand and showing you how to plug in each piece of the puzzle and making money for you.
Here’s just a sample of what you’re about to experience . . .
· The Steps to Starting a Successful Online Business with no money to invest - How to get on the ground and running with no money out of pocket. (Page 11)
· One of the most closely-guarded secrets for gathering dynamite niche market intelligence – One of the simplest, most effective ways to gather niche market ideas, and it’s been hiding right under your nose the whole time . . . (Page 27)
· A virtually fool-proof method to Get Your Content Indexed Fast, often within just hours. While others are still waiting to get their sites picked up by the search engines, you’re already off to the races, pulling in qualified traffic. (Page 30)
· An absolutely CRUCIAL warning for those using Squidoo – Don’t even think about making another lens until you read this! (Page 35)
· What to do when your content disappears from Google . . . Been a victim of the “Google Sandbox?” Discover how to get your content back in the Index and back to making money for you. (Page 58)
· The must-have tools to augment your online success – Because there’s simply no reason to spend countless hours slaving over your content. Use these online tools to boost your productivity while slashing the time you spend working … (Pages 61-64)
· The 6 “Hot Spots” on a Squidoo lens – Discover how to make Google fall in love with your lens… The 6 step formula to send your lens on a one-way ticket up the rankings! (Page 23)
· CAUTION – Why using social bookmarking services on your lens may actually cause more harm than good… Be sure to get the straight facts before you consider bookmarking your next lens. (Page 42)
· A simple, no-nonsense way to ask Google what it thinks your webpage is about. In just a single minute, you’ll be able to crack the “relevancy” code for good! (Page 44)
…and many more! Read More Here
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Mini Site Formula
By The NetKnucklehead | June 14, 2009
Mini Site Formula
Amazing ‘Mini Site Formula’ Reveals that Online Money Making System Really Works!
The hardest part about making money on the internet is creating your first profitable website.
That’s why I want to give you one of my own established money-making websites so you can skip over all the common stumbling blocks and start making money right from day one.
The Mini-Site Formula is different from any other internet money-making system because…
· You don’t have to pay for advertising so you can get started even if you don’t have much cash.
· You don’t have to baby-sit your mini-sites. They make money 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and it doesn’t matter if you’re sitting at the computer or vacationing in Africa.
· You don’t have to deal with any customers or ship any products.
· You don’t have to worry about what happens when Google and the other search engines adjust their ranking criteria because you’ll still be making money.
· You don’t have to be a computer expert or some kind of internet marketing genius. If you can follow step-by-step instructions, that’s all you need to make money with the Mini-Site Formula.
What You Will Get from the Mini Site Formula?
· How to pick a topic for your mini-site
· Quick and easy ways to get your mini-sites online even if you have no technical skills
· How to use your mini-sites to make money without ever dealing with customer support, or without ever shipping any products
· How to get traffic to your mini-site within 15 minutes
· A quick way to get your mini-site listed on the search engines. This method works quickly, but more importantly your sites will have “staying power”
· Step-by-step instructions on how to turn your first $3 mini-site into an army of 100 or even 1,000 money-making websites
Plus, I give you dozens of “Over-My-Shoulder” videos so you can follow along and do exactly what I do as I’m launching profitable mini-sites.
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Operation Super Affiliate
By The NetKnucklehead | June 14, 2009
Did you know that a large number of the Internet’s most wealthiest marketers got their start in affiliate marketing? It makes sense doesn’t it..
Think about it, what other opportunity online allows you to start making money instantly, without ever having to spend the time and money developing a product, or even a website of your own?
Even if you are brand new to online business, have absolutely no idea how to create squeeze pages (or even what a squeeze page is), you can make money in affiliate marketing in less than a few days.. it’s undoubtedly one of the easiest, most profitable industry’s to be a part of, if you really want to make a solid income online in the shortest amount of time possible.
And I don’t know about you, but “fast and easy” is right up my alley. I don’t want to have to fiddle around with HTML or pay a fortune to outsource content creation or web development. I just want a solid system that I can cut my teeth into and create, run and manage all entirely on my own..
No fuss, no hefty start up costs and no difficult learning curve.
And here’s the real truth to the matter: Regardless of how many times you’ve heard that you NEED to spend money to make money, I’m here to tell you that they are absolutely, 100% WRONG..
As someone who has been carving out a full time living online for over a decade, I can tell you one thing above all else. You can make money without ever having to spend a dime.
Back in the late 90’s when I got my start, everything cost money. You had to pay for domain names, web hosting, and just the Internet connection would set you back $50 or more a month.
But these days, everything has dramatically changed and you can literally start making money in affiliate marketing on your VERY first day, even without ever creating a website of your own!
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