The Netknucklehead was bored during the Christmas holidays so he decided to take a trip down to Gatorland. He had heard there were some s-t-r-a-n-g-e events going on in the swampland.
First, there was this whole Tiger Woods thing. The new “king of golf” with the squeaky clean image had apparently decided being married to a Swedish model just wasn’t satisfying enough. Hmmm, that seems kind of weird but to each his own, the Netknucklehead thought. Tiger decided he needed to get his head right so he’s taking an indefinite leave of absence. Nice!
Then, the “king of college football coaches” with the squeaky clean image, Urban Meyer, had decided he was too stressed and needed to get healthy and spend more time with his family. Therefore, he was going to resign as head coach of the Florida Gators. Ahhh, very honorable of him indeed.
But wait – the following day Urban decided coaching WASN’T too stressful so he “unresigned” and decided to take an indefinite leave of absence. Nice!
Upon arriving in the Sunshine State, the Netknucklehead made his way over to Urban’s house to ask him how the Netknuckleheaded One could talk *his* way into an indefinite leave of absence. That’s when Urban was spotted playing a game of touch football in the front yard with his kids.
Seeing an opportunity to sell an exclusive picture to College Football Inquirer, the Netknucklhead grabbed his camera and snapped this photo of Urban. Turns out he was wearing his Favre-ite Christmas gift.
Now I understand……
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